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Ick, before you tell me i know i'm an idiot. i had a seizure yesterday, thankfully (unlike last time) someone actually helped me and called an ambulance, although i've no idea who did call it and make sure i didn't wander off in my own little daze while it was on it's way. i'm merely going to assume it was some gorgeous sweet little brunette who is now helplessly in love with me but will never see me again
i've got to say, the nurses in leeds are FIT i guess it's all the student nurses being all sexy etc. this one was called lucy, although unlike the last sexy nurse she didn't stroke my chest at all
i ended up sleeping for ages, maybe had 6 awake hours in the past 36, if that.

... buy me a Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt saying "vote for pedro"

i should be uploading something tomorrow, if not two things maybe. maybe nothing, depends on how energetic i'm feeling.

i know it's been a while... hmmm... quick update...

1) i'll be posting some pics in the near(ish) future.
2) i'm off to see idlewild soon(ish)
3) my tattoo is still pernament
4) i've now been assigned the name "pi" because of it (and because there's about 4 chris's in my latest circle of friends and only one has retained the name chris).
5) i'm still single and woman obsessed, but at least i'm more chilled and finding women easier to talk to. i'm hoping soon that i'll find a girl who will swallow my bullshit enough to go out with me for a while.
6) i'm hungry.

ok, here is some boring stuff you're wasting your life reading.

1) women hate single men, reason: single men obviously have something wrong with them and should be avoided. men who are involved in relationships obviously must have some good quality that the other person sees, hence are desireable.
2) there's nothing like the rage i feel as soon as i speak to anyone who is happier than me, which is quite a few. everytime i see a couple coming into work (and they are ALL couples that come to the cinema) i feel so like slapping them round the face and putting a gun to their head to hear them scream before i pull the trigger. (i'd like to point out that i am quite well adjusted, i'm not an angry person at all)
3) my obsessions are passing very quickly... want a quick run down of them? ok most recent first...
victoria: girl at work: length of obsession = about 4 days.
jen: girl off course: length of obsession = about 7 days.
becky: girl off course: length of obsession = about 2 weeks.
rosie: girl i met at party: length of obsession = about 6 hours (while i was drunk and high on cocaine)
tessa: girl who works in caffe nero: length of obsession = about 3 months (ok, that one lasted, but was really only in my head, she didn't notice i was alive.)

if i remember any more i'll edit it and add them in.

4) my exams are going awful, i've done really really badly in the first two and the ones next week aren't looking to nice. maybe i'll resit the second year, maybe i'll graduate with a nice 3rd (which is even more worthless than not having a degree) or maybe i'll drop out completely... any suggestions about what i can do instead just comment below.

ciao